"Only YOU can prevent forest fires". Smokey the Bear has been saying that to me for years, and I think it's time I come clean and be completely honest about this. That is a hell of a lot of pressure!! I mean really... Only I can prevent them? Really? Really?? Why me? I don't think I can take that sort of stress.
And based solely on the number of forest fires reported in the news... apparently I'm not very good at it. I just don't think I'm up to the challenge. Maybe someone else would be better suited for this responsibility, Smokey.