Dear Mr Stinkbug

Mr Stinkbug (or perhaps Ms, I don't know stinkbug gender);

Thank you.  Thanks so very much for throwing your nasty little body right into my cup of coffee, therefore making the entire thing undrinkable.

It's not as if I really, really looked forward to drinking that delicious cup of salted caramel flavored caffeine.  It's a good thing you were there to save me from that experience!

Sarcastically yours,
Me