I'm talking on the phone with The Little Man this afternoon while I am still at work and he is in the care of The Princess.
It's the usual sort of conversation....
Me: How was school?
Me: Did you learn anything new and interesting?
Me: Did you have a good day?
Him: I guess so
(It goes on like this for a while. I won't bore you with all the details.)
Me: What are you doing now?
Him: Nothing. I'm on the toilet.
Me: I'm sorry? What? You're where? (for, surely, I must have misunderstood what he said - right?)
Him: I'm on the toilet. I'm hanging up now.
As I mentioned yesterday - I will NEVER understand the brain of the 13 year old male!!